“She’s not dead. She’s French!”

This deliriously funny new Jones Hope Wooten comedy is all about that four letter word: L-O-V-E. Under a full moon on this unpredictable night of romance, these four rollicking tales take you on an around-the- globe journey of unexpected and hilarious twists and turns…

“She’s not dead. She’s French!”
— Stan, Upper West Side Story

“…if you dropped dead at Walmart, should I drag you to Nieman’s?”
— A.J., The Lone Star Ladies’ Justice Brigade

“…so I don’t die a lonely but handsome man with nothing but a shopping cart full of soda cans and a pet chicken on a rope.”
— Stan, Upper West Side Story

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